i call this one

i call this one

overheard a group of people sitting next to me at a table DI A&W talking about how All Time Low agreed to do a concert here, I was apparently trying to hear everything they say until one of them (A DUDE) said "I thought Jack's got a small D***"

and I was like WHAAA??? it's not like I know his d*** size but FTWWW I threw a CD case at their table and ran away without feeling guilty.